All I want to do is yell at peopl

All I want to do is yell at people

You first! Fuck you to everyone who makes my life miserable. Either you are on my side or you are not. Ha Ha. Think that will quiet the audience? You decide when your silence is a necessary antidote, or just another realization that I am always right.

Why can I say that? Because I can back it up.

Here’s the opening of my comedy routine.

I come out with a piano. I go. Pianos blah blah blah. But I’m not good on that filler yet, I tend to get right to the point. The piano is racist. You got your black keys and your white keys. Totally different. You can play one set but not the other. No one can. So you have to decide: Black or white. Okay, you decide, black or white?
and then you play the audience until you get them yelling
and then you play the choice.


and yes, peopl