All Puerto Ricans men are lazy! Look at Asian men, then work, they have jobs. You go to Chinatown, and you see 90 year old men, shuffling down the street after work. In their house slippers, a cigarette in their mouth, happily contributing their little bit to society. Puerto males live at home. They don’t answer the phone, ever. Be it welfare or lazy, you decide. Grandmother answers the phone. Grandmother cooks and cleans, and then GOES TO HER JOB. I know 20 PR’s. Granted Kiki has a job (or so I thought yesterday, but maybe I'm wrong), and so do a couple of others, Fat Felix, probably. But they are passing for white now!
Jermaine used his mothers tax return to buy a piano! He rarely works. His asian fetish gf comes over and sends out resumes on Jermaine’s computer. Once Jermaine is ready, he can move out and live with his Asian gf! She can support him. Jermaine plays the guitar and basketball. Jesus, who would name their kid Jesus? plays video games. All these kids say, I’m broke, and they have $$$$$$$thousands of dollars of games, big screen TV’s, DVD’s. I bust Jermaine’s balls he says “You Jealous! I have the life you want!” What can I say? And Jason, bless his heart, is coming to edit a film we just started, but somehow the thinks this task, that would take a fast industry professional 6-8 weeks of 50 hours a week will somehow get done doing 4 hours a week. Jason’s like, if he has one thing to do that day, he can’t come in. Call it the 12 hour phone call. I don’t get it. I’d call Jason, but he doesn’t answer the phone, so unless his grandmother answers the phone …
(under direct threat from Jason, that maybe, If I'm lucky, he will answer the phone. Generally, now he is saying, consider yourself lucky when he calls back.)
3 comments:
A triumphant piece – blazingly original stuff. You are certainly pushing the envelope. Hunter would be proud. Glad to see you are embracing your race and class and generation in categorizing and judging the rest of us "others". What’s next? All Middle-Easterns are terrorists? (satire) Or that one from last month, you on this intense tirade about how “men are infinitely more interesting [and talented] than women,” how there were no good female film directors, writers, architects and if there were any, “they must have a lot of testosterone” (I’m sure Alanis would agree). Chauvinist, weightiest, racist…Fred, we hardly knew ye.
One of these days, I’ll write my thesis on a lifetime spent amongst egomaniacal, know-it-all Caucasian-American males; sure to be an encyclopedic volume, it just wouldn’t be very interesting – milquetoast at best. (satire)
For the record, the fact that one Rican doesn’t want to spend time with you doesn’t mean he’s lazy. It means there are things he’d rather be doing, like staring at the wall (indeed, I am running out of excuses). Everyone at all my nomadic retreats knows, should they answer the phone: if it’s Fred, Victoria or Dominique, I’m not home. (need I say, this is all comedy)
With bated breath, I await your next pointless diatribe some ideas - the alcoholic Irish, the cheap Jews, the Italian mafiosos, the young black hoods, and those boring, stupid bitches).
Livinlavidalazy,
LS
p.s. – you’re lucky Puerto Ricans don’t know how to read or you’d really be in trouble.
That's a comment ha? And writing. That's writing. What can I say? I just need to give everyone their taste of it. Go get your own blog!
"I just need to give everyone their taste of it."
Just make sure you're ready to take, as well. Otherwise, keep your mouth shut.
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